Just a few more days until Tit Me With Your Best Shot hits the (digital) shelves. This small town romantic comedy is the second of seven books coming available this summer from the shared world of Tuft Swallow.
Want to know more? Here's the blurb:
Nick “Odd Duck” D’Onofrio is a thirty-eight-year-old retired, undefeated MMA fighter with four goals: open a gym in his hometown of Tuft Swallow, learn to play cornhole without embarrassing himself, amass the largest collection of rubber ducks the world has ever seen, and start a family. The first three are coming along nicely. It’s the last one he’s having a hard time with. No matter what he does, he just can’t seem to find “the one”.
At least, he couldn’t–until he ran into the woman of his dreams. Literally. He slammed right into her in the middle of his morning jog, and it was pretty much love at first sight. For him, anyway.
Tina Falcone has never wanted the responsibility that comes with a family of her own. For Tina, the key to happiness lies in running her own pizza place, listening to true crime podcasts, creating miniature cemeteries out of thrifted pottery, and staying single. No man-child husband or crapping babies needed, thank you very much. She doesn’t even mind that she’s bucking years of Falcone family tradition to live her life this way. (Just don’t tell her meddling mother that.)
So what happens when one Odd Duck seems intent on breaking Tina’s spinster-streak? She has to admit, something about his giant grin, huge muscles, squishy belly, and tiny running shorts intrigues her. And the rubber duck tramp-stamp? Well, she’d be lying if she said she wasn’t at least a little intrigued by that, too.
When random men start showing up at Wings and Pizza saying they made dates with Tina on apps she insists she doesn’t even use, Nick worries his time is running out. Can he get his ducks in a row before it’s too late? Or will this be the first fight he ever loses, leaving Tina to think he’s just another ugly duckling?
Knock on wood, folks. Rocky hasn't had a seizure since the beginning of March. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I really hope we've finally nailed the dosing of his medication. If we can get a few months between seizures, at least, we'll all be much happier, especially him.
In other news, check out this crocheted plant my 10 year old daughter made me for Mother's Day. She keeps coming up with cool little projects, but this is by far my favourite, and not just because she made it for me.
My 9 year old son drew me an awesome card where he lists several of the things he likes about me. He lists the usual suspects, but my favourite is that I'm "harmless" 🤣 Not sure what exactly he means by that, but I'll take it.
My son and I have been playing some Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 on the Switch this last week, which has been fun. When he was younger, we played several of the Lego video games on the Xbox. The difference now is when we get stuck, he's the one who figures out how to get us out of it, instead of asking me to do it for him.
They grow up so fast.
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Bottled Up
Keeping my feelings for my brother’s best friend bottled up? Easy…until we’re stuck together overnight.
Jasper is my brother’s ride-or-die best friend — and my long-time unrequited crush. But lately? I swear there’s a new edge to his protective gaze. After sharing a scorching hot kiss one night at a bonfire, I know there’s something there. Something that feels like it always should have been. But there’s also my brother. Jasper can’t risk blowing up the relationship with the guy who’s been the only steady person in his tumultuous past. No matter how much he’s into me. When a storm traps us in a bar after our shift, we can’t ignore the heat and tension between us. Being stuck in a tiny dark room, knowing exactly how good his kisses feel? It’s going to be a long night.
What happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas. Not when you marry a rock star.
Shay Las Vegas was a terrible idea. Why can’t I say no to my family? After a night out with my awful cousin for her bachelorette party, I wake up naked in a strange bed surrounded by scrawled notebook pages. Turns out I’d married a rock star last night. How am I ever going to explain this to my religious parents? Chase I went to Vegas to get married, only she married someone else, so why shouldn’t I do the same? It’s the best way to stop public speculation about the marriage-that-wasn’t. But even better, something about Shay has flipped a switch inside me—suddenly I can write music again. Only my new little wifey isn’t thrilled about our marriage. She says drunken mistake. I say best night ever. Of course I’m right. And I’ll use everything I’ve got to convince her.
Hi Guys, Here is where I try to convince you to read my short story. Instead, I'll be brutally honest and say- if you are looking for a quick laugh then you SHOULD download this. If you like it- guess what? There is a book full of these available to buy and the link can be found in the back matter of this download.
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Magic got them into a mess. Can it get them out of it? Layney lives a boring life but is spookily content. But when her teenage daughter goes from meek and mild to rude and wild, Layney’s memory returns…. Gran bewitched them to keep them safe. With the spell-tinted spectacles removed, Layney longs for her Highland hunk - the unrequited love of her younger years. After a row with her husband, she plans to escape to Scotland with her daughter. Before hitting the road, a solicitor informs Layney that her Gran is dead and has left her a bookshop in the magical village of Moondip, on the mystical Isle of Whye. She also inherits a murder, and Layney might be the next victim. With the help of a cheeky talking cat, Layney’s in a race against time to solve a murder and hopefully rekindle a dead relationship. Read The Grimoire Girls to help solve a mystery and save a romance today.
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