New CD Due Next Wk, New Single This Wkd
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J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX here. I was sorry to hear about the passing of charismatic fitness guru Richard Simmons last Saturday. I met him very briefly in a hallway when ApologetiX appeared on the Rick & Bubba Show in Alabama in 2005. He had been the previous guest on the program and was absolutely manic with enthusiasm. If I recall correctly, Rick and Bubba told us he’d even jumped up on their desk. On the way out, Richard stopped to shake our hands, looked at me and said, "You're a tall one, aren't you?” Of course Richard’s death was overshadowed by other news that took place last Saturday about 35 miles north of where I live. Thanks to all of you who reached out to us to make sure we were OK after the horrifying events in Butler PA. ApX guitarist Tom Tincha actually lives in Butler, but he was not in attendance nor was I or any of the other guys in the band, although four members of our church were there, and they were traumatized by the experience. Understandably so. Tom's wife, Deborah, posted the following on Sunday night:
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Hi, everyone. We are receiving too many texts and messages to respond back to, so I’m posting here. Tom and I did get tickets to the Trump rally but, as it got closer to the event, we felt a clear NO from the Holy Spirit NOT to go this time around. Thank God we listened. Butler is a crazy place on any normal day and now this. Tom has jokingly said many times that Butler is the center of the universe, to which he would get an eye roll back from me. Well, Butler is now on the map globally, and not for a good reason. Demons are on the loose. For anyone who does not live here, you may think you understand, but believe me, you really don’t understand. Jesse Watters from Fox News made a comment this evening, “The devil is in Butler, Pennsylvania.” This statement is true. We really need your prayers. Butler is in shock and grieving as is the surrounding region and our nation. Please pray for Trump. Please pray for the family and loved ones of Corey Comperatore, 50, of Sarver, PA who was killed and the two individuals in stable condition including 57-year-old David Dutch, of New Kensington, PA, and James Copenhaver, of Moon Township, PA. Please pray for their full recovery. Please pray for our nation like never before. We are in deep trouble. We desperately need repentance, revival, and reformation in America. This is not a dress rehearsal; this is the real deal and no joke. Difficult times are ahead. folks.
Our only safe place is in Jesus. Get right before Him. He is the only High Tower we can run into for safety. Listening and obeying the Holy Spirit will be so vital in the coming days. Pray to Jesus like your life and the lives of your families depends upon it, because it truly does.
Thank you, Deborah
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I can’t say that any better myself. Tom has jokingly referred to Butler as "the center of the universe” to the rest of the guys in the band for as long as I’ve known him (16 years), too, but he’s also told me in recent years that there is a high concentration of occult activity there. Not just secretive stuff (which ApX alum guitarist Wayne Bartley has also confirmed to me), but multiple stores on main street.
Whatever your feelings are on what was shared in this preamble, I think we can all agree that praying to the Lord about it is a good idea.
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| Buy Our Next CD, Get Another Free |
Our 74th CD, ApologetiX ‘74, has been at the manufacturer since June 20 and should be in stock sometime between July 23 and 26. We'll begin shipping shortly thereafter. It features 12 parodies of Top 10 hits from 1974. The earlier you order, the faster you'll get your CD(s); we'll process them in the order in which they are received. Order now, and you'll get a digital download immediately. You'll also get an extra ApologetiX ‘74 free with every ApologetiX ‘74 you buy. Or choose from 40 other titles as your free extra CD(s). The free CD(s) won't appear in your shopping cart but will be mailed with your order. If you'd prefer to get a different CD as your free CD, choose from the titles on the list below and write it in the “Notes” field at checkout. If no CDs are listed in the “Notes” at checkout, we'll send ApologetiX ‘74 as your free CD(s).
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- Unchained Medley
- Play It Again, Samson
- Just Reword
- Septuagint
- Eclectic
- Vision Gets Clearer as We Get Closer
- Kinda Stuffy
- Rock's in Their Heads
- Come See, Come Saw
- Apolog80s: Back from the Future
- Never Before, but Then Again
- Get Rich Quick
- Overdue Books
- Decent Alternative
- Braggadocious
- Alien Invasion
- Prehysterical
- Conspiracy No. 56
- Sandwich Platter
- Double Take
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- That's Too Bad
- Nichey
- I Know You Are but What Am I?
- Xit Ego Lopa
- From Hair to Eternity
- Zebraic
- Play Nice
- Easter Standard Time
- Unconditional Releases
- Apoplectic
- Loaded 45's
- Hot Potato Soup
- Wise Up and Rock
- Soundproof
- Recovery
- Isn't Wasn't Ain't
- Classics: Heavy
- Classics: 60's
- Classics: 2000's
- Classics: Christmas
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Only the titles on the list are available.
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| Weird Al & ApX on Parallel Paths This Week |
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J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX here again.
Yesterday, I had the pleasure of appearing on the same radio show as “Weird Al” Yankovic … although I doubt he knows that. I did an interview with Tim "Timmy D" DeMoss on WFIL in Philadelphia. Earlier in the show, he interviewed Al, who was promoting his brand single, a new polka medley called “Polkamania!”
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Both of us did phone-in interviews, so we never crossed paths. Tim informed me that he did tell Al about our recent parody, “You Can Call Weird Al” during the interview. Al knows who we are, but I don’t think he was aware of the parody, although his drummer, Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz, was. Tim played it during the last portion of the show when he was interviewing me. It’s been 10 years since Al’s last album, Mandatory Fun. In an article published yesterday, Al told Spin magazine the following: "I wanted to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of my last album by doing a medley of what I thought were a dozen of the biggest songs of the last 10 years. I just kind of went through the charts. Every song in the medley is a No. 1 song and pretty iconic. And they just seem like the likeliest candidates to me.”
Ironically, and this was totally unplanned on our part, one of the songs on the upcoming ApologetiX single is a remake of our “‘80s Medley (Octagon but Not Forgotten),” which was originally released in 2011 on our Wise Up and Rock CD. ApX mixer David Michael put the medley together for us five months ago, based on the new recordings we did of the 10 songs on it for our Unchained Medley CD. He did a great job.
We have been saving it for a time when we needed an extra song for a single. Unfortunately, ApX drummer Jimmy “Vegas” Tanner got sick last Saturday with a headache, cough, and fever (but tested negative for COVID) and was unable to record me on vocals this week, so we decided it was finally time for the medley. It didn’t hit me until I was midway through writing this article that we were releasing a medley the same week as Al. The other song on the single is an all-new parody.
Please pray that Jimmy gets completely better soon! Some symptoms were still lingering as of Saturday. My family and I were at an indoor water park in Erie PA yesterday with ApX bassist Keith Haynie and his family. I had to excuse myself and go outside to do the interview, so I was standing in front of the building, still semi-wet, in my swim trunks and bare feet. That sounds like something Al would approve of, although he’d probably also wear goggles, flippers, and a lucky, lucky snorkel.
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| Clues for 2024 Single #15 |
We hope to release our 15th single of 2024 by the end of this weekend, Lord willing. Our clues this time around are a little different than usual: SONG #1 When you learn the title of the song we spoofed here, you might assume it’s a remake of a previous parody, but that’s not the case. We’ve never covered this particular artist before. You don’t have to be Batman to figure this one out, but the caped crusader would have insights and perspective unlike any other famous detective. SONG #2 Elsewhere in this newsletter, we told you outright what this song will be, If you don’t know yet, it’s because you haven’t read all the articles.
Once the new single is released, we'll announce it in our news bulletin, on our website, and on our Facebook page.
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| Bible-Reading for Next Two Weeks |
We began our latest trip through the Bible on Wednesday, April 3. Here's our Bible-reading plan for the next two weeks for those of you reading along with us: Sat., July 20 - 2 Kings 16-18 Sun., July 21 - 2 Kings 19-21 Mon., July 22 - 2 Kings 22-25 Tue., July 23 - 1 Chronicles 1-3 Wed., July 24 - 1 Chronicles 4-6 Thu., July 25 - 1 Chronicles 7-9 Fri., July 26 - 1 Chronicles 10-12 Sat., July 27 - 1 Chronicles 13-15 Sun., July 28 - 1 Chronicles 16-18 Mon., July 29- 1 Chronicles 19-21 Tue., July 30 - 1 Chronicles 22-24 Wed., July 31 - 1 Chronicles 25-27 Thu., Aug. 1 - 1 Chronic5es 28-29 Fri., Aug. 2 - 2 Chronicles 1-3 Note: If you don't have a Bible handy, you can look up these passages for free on Bible Gateway. They have about 60 different English translations/versions there to choose from, plus translations in many other languages, many of which also have multiple translations/versions.
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| Getting Our Complete Library Just Got Easier |
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We recently revamped the downloadable version of our complete library. Now it comes in a PDF with pictures of every album and single for easy reference. You just click on the ones you need to download them instantly.
We're giving our complete library on download to everyone who donates $100 this week.
That's 1694 tracks, including various versions (studio, live, rarity, album, single, EP, revised, remastered, etc.), plus side projects ... even our most-recent single, “Got My Mindset From You / Media Circus" and our latest CD, Unchained Medley.
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- Standard CDs 1993–2024 (931 tracks)
- Remastered Classics CDs (219 tracks)
- Singles, EPs, Rarities, Side Projects (544 tracks)
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New USBs Include Latest CD & Single
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We recently got a brand new batch of ApologetiX USB thumb drives.
They contain the digital versions of all 74 of our CDs, plus any singles, EPs, or rarities that aren't on CD ... including our latest single.
Emblazoned with the band's logo, they have a storage capacity of 16 GB, and they’re write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.
They’re available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more.
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| Influential Albums 1528-1534 |
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J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX here again. Here are the latest entries in the "albums that influenced me" series I started writing in May 2020. Note: Just because an album appears on this list doesn't mean I give it a blanket endorsement. Many of the secular albums on this list are mainly there because they wound up being spoofed by ApologetiX.
1528. Outside Inside - The Tubes The Tubes finally reached the Top 20 of the Billboard 200 with Outside Inside, their sixth studio LP and their second with producer David Foster, who had recently helped take Chicago back to the top of the charts with their #1 hit "Hard to Say I'm Sorry." Foster would go on to even greater acclaim producing artists such as Barbra Streisand, Celine Dion, Natalie Cole, Whitney Houston, Josh Groban, and Michael Bublé. But back to The Tubes. Released on April 4, 1983, Outside Inside also featured the group's only Top 10 pop hit, "She's a Beauty" (#10), which made it the whole way to #1 on the mainstream rock chart. Two other singles hit the Hot 100: "Tip of My Tongue" (#52 pop) and a remake of Major Lance's 1963 Top 10 hit "The Monkey Time" (#68 pop, #16 mainstream), written by Curtis Mayfield. The latter included additional vocals by Martha Davis of The Motels. "She's a Beauty" opened the album, but the second and third tracks, "No Not Again" and "Out of the Business," were almost as catchy. Other memorable cuts included "Wild Women of Wongo" and "Theme Park." As we used to say back in the '80s, totally tubular, dude. ApologetiX spoofed "She's a Beauty" in 2018. The following year, I read Foster's 2009 autobiography, Hitman: 40 Years Making Music, Topping the Charts, and Winning Grammys, and found it extremely informative and entertaining. 1529. The Grey Album - Danger Mouse What do you get when you cross The Black Album by Jay-Z with "The White Album" by The Beatles? The Grey Album by Danger Mouse (a.k.a. Brian Joseph Burton). You also get in trouble with The Beatles' record label, EMI ... but you get enough fame and critical acclaim to launch a successful career as an artist and producer. Released as a bootleg experimental LP in February 2004, The Grey Album featured mash-ups of all 12 songs on The Black Album and 14 of the 30 songs on "The White Album." Danger Mouse initially put out only 3000 copies, but the resulting legal hoopla caused 170 websites to offer The Grey Album as a free download, citing fair use. Over 100,000 copies were downloaded on February 24, 2004, designated as "Grey Tuesday." These days, you can easily find and listen to The Grey Album in its entirety on YouTube. The two most effective mash-ups to me were "December 4th" (with "Mother Nature's Son") and "99 Problems" (with "Helter Skelter"). The Beatles songs are a lot more chopped up and reorganized on The Grey Album than the music which eventually came out on the officially sanctioned Love Cirque de Soleil soundtrack in 2006, but this one seems to have laid the groundwork for that one. Entertainment Weekly went on to name the LP Album of the Year, and Danger Mouse went on to become a successful producer, who has since won multiple Grammys, working with artists as diverse as The Black Keys, U2, Norah Jones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, Beck, and Adele, He also teamed with singer CeeLo Greene to form the duo Gnarls Barkley, and their first single, "Crazy," hit #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and #1 on the U.K. chart in 2006. 1530. Greatest Hits - 2Pac Lesane Parish Crooks was born and raised in New York City, but eventually moved to California and became a leading figure in the West Coast hip-hop scene as rapper Tupac Shakur (a.k.a. 2Pac). Sadly, he died at age 25, the victim of a drive-by shooting on September 13, 1996, in Las Vegas NV. Released November 24, 1998, Greatest Hits was a double album featuring 25 tracks, four of them previously unreleased. It made it to #3 on the Billboard 200 and sold over five million copies in the United States. 2Pac's biggest hit was the double-sided single, "How Do U Want It" featuring K-Ci and JoJo / California Love" featuring Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman (#1 pop, #1 R&B, #1 Rap). Both songs were featured on Greatest Hits, as were most of his other biggest hits up till that point: "Dear Mama" (#9 pop, #3 R&B, #1 Rap), "I Get Around" with Digital Underground (#11 pop, #5, R&B, #8 Rap), "Keep Ya Head Up" (#12 pop, #7 R&B, #2 Rap), "So Many Tears (#44 pop, #11 R&B, #3 Rap), "Temptations" (#68 pop, #12 R&B, #6 Rap), "Toss It Up" (#3 R&B, #1 Rap), "Hail Mary" (#10 R&B, #2 Rap), and "To Live & Die in L.A. (#16 R&B, #7 Rap). One of the previously unreleased tracks also became a hit, "Changes" (#32 pop, #12 R&B). It also won a Grammy for Best Rap Solo Performance. 1531. Life After Death - The Notorious B.I.G. With my previous post about 2Pac, you might have anticipated this entry, seeing as the deaths of these two rappers occurred just six months apart, and their murders seemed to be linked. East Coast hip-hop artist Christopher George Latore Wallace (a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G.) released his first LP, Ready to Die, on September 13, 1994. The long-awaited follow-up, Life After Death, arrived in stores on March 25, 1997, just 16 days after he was killed in a drive-by shooting. A two-disc set (each approximately an hour long), it topped the Billboard 200 and sold over five million copies in the United States. The first single, "Hypnotize," had actually come out on March 4, 1997, five days before he died. Two months later, it became the first posthumous #1 hit for an artist since "(Just Like) Starting Over" by John Lennon in 1980. There had been three others before that: "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding in 1968, "Me and Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin in 1971, and "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce in 1973. Three additional singles have since joined that tragic list: "Slow Motion" by Juvenile featuring the late Soulja Slim in 2004, "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne featuring the late Static Major in 2008, and "Sad" by XXXTentacion in 2018. The second single from Life After Death, "Mo Money Mo Problems" (featuring Mase and Puff Daddy) also went to #1, making Biggie the only artist with two posthumous #1 hits — an unenviable distinction. The third single, "Going Back to Cali" (#26), would be his last Top 40 hit as lead artist. The Notorious B.I.G. also appeared posthumously as a featured artist on two #2 hits in '97, both by Puff Daddy, "Been Around the World" and "It's All About the Benjamins," although those songs were on Puff Daddy's debut LP, No Way Out, not Life After Death. "Hypnotize" sampled a previous #1 hit from 1979 — "Rise," by Herb Alpert. 1532. It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back - Public Enemy East Coast political hip-hop group Public Enemy got their start on Long Island in New York in 1985, founded by MC Chuck D. (Carlton D. Ridenhour) and hype man Flavor Flav (William J. Drayton Jr.), who were then joined by rapper/minister of information Professor Griff (Richard Griffin) and DJ Terminator X (Norman Rogers). Those guys were all great at what they did — lyrics, vocal delivery, beats, samples — a prime example of how talented, dedicated people can effectively convey a message they feel passionate about to an audience that otherwise might never have paid attention. Personally, I find that inspirational in regard to what we try to do with Christian parodies in ApologetiX. Released June 28, 1988, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back was Public Enemy's second studio LP. What a cool title! Three of the five singles hits Top 40, but none of them dented the U.S. Hot 100: "Rebel Without a Pause" (#37 U.K.), "Bring the Noise" (#32 U.K., #56 U.S. R&B), "Don't Believe the Hype" (#18 U.K., #18 U.S. R&B), "Night of the Living Baseheads" (#63 U.K., #62 U.S. R&B), and "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos" (#86 U.S. R&B, #11 U.S. rap). Nevertheless, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back made it to #42 on the Billboard 200, selling 1.3 million copies domestically ... although there was nothing domesticated about their lyrics or music. In fact, thrash metal icons Anthrax released their own version of "Bring the Noise" in 1991 with vocals sampled from Public Enemy's original, and the two groups toured together after that. 1533. Fear of a Black Planet - Public Enemy Public Enemy's third studio LP, Fear of a Black Planet, hit the streets on April 10, 1990, and became their first Top 10 album, stopping at #10 on the Billboard 200. Like its predecessor, it sold 1.3 million copies in the United States. All five singles hit the U.K. pop chart and the U.S. rap chart, where two made it the whole way to #1: "Fight the Power" (#1 U.S. rap, #20 U.S. R&B, #29 U.K.) and "911 Is a Joke" (#1 U.S. rap, #15 U.S. R&B, #41 U.K.). The other three singles were: "Welcome to the Terrordome" (#3 U.S. rap, #15 U.S. R&B, #18 U.K.), "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" (#22 U.S. rap, #20 U.S. R&B, #46 U.K.), and "Can't Do Nuttin' for Ya Man" (#11 U.S. rap, #53 U.K.). Public Enemy finally hit the U.S. Hot 100 in 1991 with "Can't Truss It" (#50 pop, #1 U.S. rap, #11 U.S. R&B, #22 U.K.), which sold half a million copies. Three years later, the group scored their only U.S. pop Top 40 with "Give It Up" (#33 U.S. pop, #5 U.S. rap, #30 U.S. R&B, #18 U.K.). 1534. Wordplay - ApologetiX From a touring perspective, 2006 was the busiest year ApologetiX ever had — 136 concerts in 28 states. We've played more states than that in other years, but never as many concerts. However, we still managed to record an all-new studio CD, our first to fully feature drummer Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner. Released in early December, Wordplay was our 13th LP and consisted of 20 tracks spoofing 13 songs from 2003-05, two from the '80s, four from the '70s, and one from the '60s. Technically, one of those selections from the 2000s was a remake of a fifth '70s song — "Drift Away," a Top 10 smash for Uncle Kracker in 2003, with additional vocals by Dobie Gray, who'd reached the Top 10 with it himself in '73. Fittingly for an album whose title began with a "W," Wordplay contained parodies of six artists whose names also started with that letter: Joe Walsh, Weezer, Kanye West, Whitesnake, Stevie Wonder, and The Who. Believe it or not, I don't think we did it deliberately, either. Other acts covered included Trace Adkins, The Beatles, Big & Rich, Bon Jovi, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Hoobastank, The Killers, Steve Miller, Nickelback, Daniel Powter, U2, and Velvet Revolver. Wordplay was our first project to have two country parodies on the same disc. It also included two rap parodies. Ironically, one of the tracks filled both roles. While we were working on Wordplay, we learned that a documentary film with the same name (about the 2005 American Crossword Puzzle Tournament) was slated to be released in June 2006, six months before our CD. Thankfully, you can't copyright a title. It only grossed about three million dollars but was for nominated multiple awards. I'm talking about the movie, not our CD, obviously.
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If you'd like to donate to the ministry of ApologetiX, there are a couple ways you can do it.
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If you prefer to mail a check or money order, please make it out to "ApologetiX" and send it to:
ApologetiX 208 Charlemma Drive Pittsburgh PA 15214-1414
Although the donations are not tax-deductible, they will be received very gratefully and used immediately. Thank you!
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Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. Matthew 5:9
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